2003-09-24 - 5:35 p.m.
I am officially taking away the name Sting from Sting right now. I hate him. There is no longer anything stingy about him. Sure with the police he was all sorts of Stingish and hot and he made good music, stuff my mother doesn't say "isn't this nice" when she hears it on her fucking easy listening station. I don't even care if can have sex for 8 hours...who really wants to have sex for that long. wouldn't you get hungry? anyway his real name fits him much better, GORDON MATTHEW SUMNER. That is much more fitting to his new agey self. No one who deserves the name Sting writes songs with such titles as: "Fields of Gold, Fortress Around Your Heart, Be Still My Beating Heart, If I Ever Lose My Faith in You, Fragile, Why Should I Cry for You."
Join me in rightfully taking the Stinger from Gordon.
